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Thursday Thirteen #7: A Snowman’s Life Isn’t Easy

February 27, 2008

I have been fairly vocal about my dislike for snow. Having lived in Ohio all of my life, one would think I would have gotten used to that white, cold stuff. Actually, it is not that I dislike snow in and of itself, but all the crappy stuff that happens because of it – slippery roads to deal with in the early morning hours going to work, having to shovel the sidewalk when I get home from work, colder temperatures mean higher heat bills and warmer clothing, and I have to wear a coat. Yes, I could easily come up with thirteen complaints about snow for this week’s Thursday Thirteen, but then I thought; What about the snowman? I bet he must have some complaints of his own. And sure enough, he does.  Guess I shouldn’t complain so much about the snow!

  

Thirteen Things about Cricket’s Hearth: A Snowman’s Life is Not Easy – His Top 13 Complaints

1. snowman.jpg Every year, the same old top hat, geez someone should pass the word – top hats went out in the 50’s! And what’s with the broom? Duh…wouldn’t a shovel be more appropriate?!?

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2. snowman-4.jpgJust because the average American gains 5-7 pounds every year doesn’t mean they have to pass their bad habits onto me!

 

 

 

 

 

 3. snowman-2.jpg Oh man, why can’t my family home have normal kids instead of those creative types?

 

 

 

 

 

4. snowman-3.jpg Oh, the shame, the shame! It’s that ##^%# Johnson’s dog – no respect I tell ya!! No respect for the lowly snowman.

 

 

 

 

5. snowman-6.jpgAlways kisses from little girls – why can’t they make a decent SnowWoman? I wish my family home had some of those creative type kids!

 

 

6. snowman-5.jpgHey, hey Johnson’s dog – stop right there! I saw what you did to Frosty next door. Stop it !  Stop it I tell ya!!!

 

 

 

 

7. snowman8.jpgI’m freezing my buttons off out here!

 

 

 

 

 

8. snowman-10.jpgThe little brat comes outside for 10 minutes and he gets a parka with snowpants, a hat under that hood, gloves and snowboots… I’m out here all night and I get a scarf and a cap?

 

 

 

9. snowman-7.jpgEvery year I tell em, don’t use tree branches for arms. Those ##^^$*# birds sit on them and poop on me. Isn’t it bad enough I have to contend with Johnson’s dog?

 

 

10. snowman-11.jpgWhy do people think they have to find creative places to build me? I wouldn’t be having this problem if I was in their backyard.

 

 

 

11. snowman-14.jpgJust one year it would be nice to have a neck, a shorter nose and a waistline!

 

 

 

 

12. snowman-9.jpgFirst they tell me I don’t get the royalties for Frosty the Snowman, then they slap chunks of coal in my eyes, and then stick that carrot up my nose . . . and they think I should smile?

 

 

 

 

13. snowman-13.jpgAnd after putting up with Johnson’s dog and those dang birds, then March arrives! I’m melting, I’m meltingggggg!!!! Oh what a life a Snowman has!

Snowman

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25 Comments leave one →
  1. February 27, 2008 5:38 pm

    I thought I liked each successive one the best and then I realized I like them all the best!

  2. February 27, 2008 5:54 pm

    I really like those! Very, very funny! 🙂 LOL, happy Thursday!

  3. February 27, 2008 6:19 pm

    Great job!!! Very creative. I like the snowball splat at the end! Have a great TT!

  4. Ellen permalink
    February 27, 2008 6:33 pm

    How creatively wonderful your TT is! Loved all the images and story lines…
    http://happywonderer.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/olivas-adobe-ventura-california/

  5. February 27, 2008 6:53 pm

    #s 3 and 6!!!!! What a hoot.

    My 13 this week is just thirteen new headers I made if you’d like to drop by and take one or all. They’re free. lol

  6. February 27, 2008 8:38 pm

    This is just plain adorable. Well, except for the Johnson’s dog. Very clever and very well done. Have a great TT. 🙂

  7. February 27, 2008 8:43 pm

    Okay, it’s cute!

    SJR
    The Pink Flamingo

  8. February 27, 2008 8:50 pm

    That’s great! I love it!

  9. February 27, 2008 9:11 pm

    Those are so cute! Love them!

  10. February 27, 2008 9:36 pm

    Man, Cricket, those are a HOOT! So funny and clever on your part.

    Thanks! Have a great TT!

  11. February 27, 2008 10:04 pm

    Oh, those are so fun! Happy T-13!

  12. February 27, 2008 10:17 pm

    Very cute.

  13. happyhousewife permalink
    February 27, 2008 10:51 pm

    Too funny~
    Happy TT

  14. February 27, 2008 11:00 pm

    We’ve only had one day where the snow was good for snowpeople – but what a snowperson we made! Of course, it was toppled in an hour by a couple boys…. sigh….

    Happy TT!

  15. February 27, 2008 11:50 pm

    I am so sick of snow too! Those are some really creative snowmen! Thanks for the smiles!

  16. February 28, 2008 1:03 am

    Very very funny. It’s been about 30 years since I’ve seen enough snow to build a snow man. Happy TT.

  17. February 28, 2008 2:01 am

    how funny I love snowmen

  18. February 28, 2008 10:43 am

    I died laughing at the dog! Those poor snowmen. Great TT.

  19. February 28, 2008 11:07 am

    Oh how funny! Thanks for sharing these pictures and comments. I love #3, 6, and 9 best … but they’re all wonderful.
    Hugs and blessings,

  20. February 28, 2008 1:45 pm

    how fun was this! i now don’t miss the snow any longer…actually, thinking about laying in the sun today….*ahem* sorry.

  21. February 28, 2008 2:31 pm

    Those were awesome! Love it! Appeals to my odd sense of humor. You’re welcome to visit my blog on more sarcastic winter fun! Have a great day.

  22. February 29, 2008 8:09 am

    LOL those are hysterical!!! I am sooo tired of the snow and yet we are getting more as I type…ugh!

  23. March 1, 2008 9:53 pm

    What a cute list!
    We don’t get much snow here in central Oklahoma.

    Happy (belated) TT!

  24. March 2, 2008 4:34 pm

    Funny list, so cute!
    Thanks for visiting my TT trees slideshow.

  25. March 4, 2008 9:58 am

    That was great!

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